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Joke of the Day
"E-thugs. Because talking shit in person is dangerous."
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"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
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"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."