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Joke of the Day

"What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender? Eucalyptus."

"What ship will never set sail for OP?"

"What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average? SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING"

"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""

"Username poop_dude: you have been banned from the Constipation Forums. Reason: arrogance"

"What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road? A rackless driver..."

"Relevant advice. Remember everyone, if you're attacked by a group of clowns. Go right for the juggler."

"What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry."

"Relationship status: outside my wife's window, holding John Cusack over my head."

"Me - That's the second First Baptist Church I've seen today. Wife - OK? M - One of them is lying. W - You can't ever shut it off can you?"