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Joke of the Day
"I went to the doctor the other day with a nasty pain in my ass Turns out he already met my wife."
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"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"right-to-die In a right-to-die state the executor has two duties. ""executor"" and ""executor"""
"Why can't the shepherd remember how many he had sex with? --- he keeps falling asleep when he counts them."
"A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight. ""Oh no, not canned meat again!"""
"Today I learned not all people are appreciative of vetriloquism. Especially my gynecologist."
"You know, a cemetery isn't such a bad place. People are just dying to get in there"
"Twitter is the new flypaper."