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Joke of the Day
"Twitter is the new flypaper."
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"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"
"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""
"What did one candle say to the other Will you go out with me tonight?"
"Why did Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side."
"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."
"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"
"Diner: Waitress the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged."
"What the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches"
"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"