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Joke of the Day
"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"
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"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"
"A joke without brevity Is just a long explanation of something that's funny"
"What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor? Peruve it!"
"If people were as passionate about world affairs as they are about their opinions on tattoos, we'd be on WWVIII by now."
"9 out of 10 dentists will agree to anything you want them to for 100 bucks."
"It's weird that on this date in Back to the Future they didn't show people incessantly posting about Back to the Future."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"I heard frogs love to go on Reddit, they talk about it all the time... I always hear them saying ""Reddit...reddit..."""