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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"
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"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"
"Toilets that automatically flush before I'm done make me feel like every relationship I've ever been in."
"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"
"How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout ""Bingo!"""
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"Girl: So, your dating profile says you enjoy long walks by the sea & making ur own wine? Jesus: ON Girl: What? Jesus: Long walks ON the sea"