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Joke of the Day
"Toddlers run just like a 70s stuntman engulfed in flames."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !"
"I said to my GF ""Please get me a newspaper."" ""Don't be silly,"" she replied ""you can borrow my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it!"
"I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin."
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"Someone just gave me a CD rack, which would have been an awesome gift if this was 1994"
"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"
"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."