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Joke of the Day

"Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman."

"Oh you're a Football fan? Okay then name 3 of their albums. Yeah. That's what I thought."

"One good thing about Hilary as president. One good thing about having Hilary as president is that we wouldn't have to pay her as much."

"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."

"What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance? You're the Juan!"

"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."

"Q: What is a sea monster's favorite dish? A: Fish and ships."

"What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken? ""--brown-chicken-brown-cow--"" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')"

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"