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Joke of the Day

"Pizza slices are like fucks. I give none."

"What do you call an African disease that only affects the math geniuses? Parabola! ^i'll ^shut ^up^now."

"I prefer Protestant orange juice to Catholic orange juice... It's Pulp-free"

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."

"A joke I saw today I found my pet mouse Elvis dead today, he was caught in a trap..."

"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"

"I'm a die hard Bruce Willis fan."

"What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way."

"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"