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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"
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"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."
"Do you know this new perfume called 'A Christmas Miracle? Well, on christmas eve, put a finger in your ass,   If it smells good it's a christmas miracle "
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"In my dream I see us all standing together, throwing away differences and rallying for the abolition of mayo escape-holes in loaf bread."
"People dont like having to bend over to get their drinks... We really need to raise the bar."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hairs, and a fish that you just can't seem to find"
"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."
"I'd like to thank my boyfriend for translating ""mucho"" for me It means a lot"
"The awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you"