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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my basement."

"I tried changing my reddit password to ""penis"". It said it wasn't long enough :("

"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws. The other is a pause in a clause."

"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""

"19: Help me think of a tweet. Me: I'm sorry for the never-ending selfies, duck lip poses, & whining about how hard my life is. 19: Maaaaa!"

"In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine."

"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."

"More of a riddle, actually. I happen once a year, but twice a week. You can easily find me in a store, but you won't see me in a mall. What am I?"

"Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs? Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over."