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Joke of the Day
"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
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"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous? Because he was a master-baiter."
"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."
"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."
"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."
"Why are sharts always a surprise? Because you can never see that shit coming."
"My typo game is string."
"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""