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Joke of the Day
"If you're creepy and you know it ~~~> buy a van"
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"What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe? Exoplanets Thought that one up myself."
"Judge: Guilty Me: Sayyoudidwhat. Judge: What did you say? Me: Judge? Did you just reverse my sentence? *Stage dives into cheering jury*"
"Donald trump Is a good president"
"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
"What do you call a comatose Pope? esteemed vegetable."
"Yesterday, I told my son about the Tooth Fairy. Today, I find 33 teeth under his pillow. Clearly they are not his. I am very, very afraid."
"Why do lesbians go to modells? Because they don't like dicks"
"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."
"If the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers is IBEW... Does that make the International Sisterhood of Electrical Workers ISEW?"