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Joke of the Day

"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."

"What do an uncircumcised penis and the kkk have in common? They're both pricks in oversized hoods."

"Deck the halls. Kick the windows. Strike the doors. Pummel the chandeliers. Clog the toilets. You will defeat this house."

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."

"Why did the clown refuse to juggle? He didn't have the balls to do it."

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says ""We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here."" The Higgs Boson replied, ""Well, without me, you can't have mass."""

"For $100,000 I will come into your organization and evaluate whether the other consultants you're working with are idiots."

"I found out today that French fries were weren't created in France. They were created in Greece."

"Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance? Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce"