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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!"

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"

"Did you hear about the prostitute who had a vagina surgically implanted on her hip? She wanted to make a little money on the side."

"""What're you in for?"" ""I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it."" ""We've all been there, brother."""

"As I'm walking in to work this morning my boss told me to ""Have a good day"" Who am i to argue? Thanked him and came straight back home"

"A man walks into a bar... And slowly alcoholism tears apart his family"

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I love cheese! Cheese: I have a boyfriend"

"What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry? Usain Balti"

"What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden."