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Joke of the Day

"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."

"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."

"Press control, alt, and down arrow key. it's fun."

"A horse walks to a bar... Many people get up and leave the bar as they see the potential danger in the situation."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"First rule to losing weight as a political world leader You only get out what you Putin."

"How do you know if you have amnesia? I don't know."

"Mexican word of the day: nascar Hey man that's a nascar.. Where'd you get it?"

"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"

"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."