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"gonna name my first born Horse_ebooks"
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"Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack mainly because their hearts are already broken"
"What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics? Radicals. He loved finding the ""root"" of problems..."
"Why does T-Pain always look well rested? Because he is a NAPPY BOY!!!"
"How many more spills do you think parents in paper towel commercials can take before they just push one of those kids down the stairs?"
"What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? ""Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"""
"What did the Buffalo say to his son as he left for college? Bison."
"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."
"What do you call a Jamaican who wears glasses? Rastafoureyes"
"""We've traced the call. It's coming from INSIDE THE HORSE!"" -Trojan 911 dispatcher"