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Joke of the Day

"ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]"

"Reddit's integrity"

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""

"What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!"

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"Why are proteins so bad at poker? They always fold."

"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"

"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."

"So I found a hair in my pasta.. AN ANGEL HAIR! lololol"