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Joke of the Day
"Why are proteins so bad at poker? They always fold."
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"I heard they're testing a new pill for treating erectile dysfunction It's called coxaflopyn."
"Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band? Because he couldn't tuna piano! ^^^^I'll ^^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^out"
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"
"Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold? I dunno I just fly the drone....."
"To make small talk interesting, stare inquisitively at one spot on the person's face until they self-consciously touch it."
"Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?"