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Joke of the Day
"If mankind has learned one thing from human history, I'd be stunned."
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"Whats the most sexually frustrated food? Cantaloupe."
"What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you? What's in your wallet?"
"A man is buying condoms and the cashier asks if he want them in a bag My wife isn't that ugly"
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"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"
"The Road Runner is a pretentious, cocky fucking asshole and deserves to be eaten. Beep beep that shit, motherfucker."
"If Ronald Reagan were alive today he would roll in his grave... roll, scream, kick and so would you if you woke up in a casket."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing it just let out a little wine !"
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""