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Joke of the Day
"A man is buying condoms and the cashier asks if he want them in a bag My wife isn't that ugly"
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"A blonde walks into a laundromat... And says to a worker, ""can you wash this shirt?"" The worker did not hear her and said ""come again?"" The blonde than replies ""no it is mustard this time"""
"Have you ever visited the area between Thailand and Vietnam? Don't bother. It's pretty Laos-y."
"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."
"I hate and despise violence In fact, the very thought of it makes me want to beat the shit out of someone"
"Stephen Hawing running for president Just kidding.....he can't run"
"What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason."
"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"
"Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink."
"Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials."