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Joke of the Day

"Whats the most sexually frustrated food? Cantaloupe."

"Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!"

"I have a friend named ""Chris Hoffman"" I asked him to name his son Jack."

"Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. ....Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."

"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."

"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"

"Why are automatic doors like knights? Because they're chivalrous!"