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Joke of the Day
"What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you? What's in your wallet?"
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"What do you call pizza that isn't yours? Impersonal pizza"
"Breaking: Microsoft announces the Monkees catalog now available on Zune."
"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."
"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"
"Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)"
"What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies? A Subway full of live ones."
"I spend so much time alone I may as well just be ugly."
"No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother"
"I renamed my dad ""Death"" in my phone's contacts. Just so I remember that life can always get worse."