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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is the most confusing dating site I have ever been on."

"A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. ""I told her I was 90""."

"Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets? Me: [I try to say ""NO"" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]"

"You can tune a guitar, but you can't tune a fish"

"Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill."

"A man walks into a bar. Smack."

"You know why God loved Mother Mary so much? Virgin Milf ( )"

"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "

"A cat walks into the bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender responds: '' Are you going to drink it or just knock it over on purpose?''"

"Come here and listen close and carefully, I'm going to slowly explain what condescending means? Go ahead and take notes if needed."