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Joke of the Day

"What is an apt gift for a female porn star that collects vintage comic books? An issue of *Giant Sized Man-Thing*"

"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."

"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"I don't like when they use ""late"" to describe a deceased person. It's like give a guy a break on his attendance, he's dead."

"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"

"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"

"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"

"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"

"What did the left butt cheek say to the right one? If we stick together, we can stop this shit."