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Joke of the Day
"What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped."
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"Deep down, we're all that one lady in 7-11 with her bathrobe on."
"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"
"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"Music makes every day better, especially if you turn it up just loud enough to drown out all the people around you."
"Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?"
"I'm really starting to regret dating a dentist... she's always asking me to talk about about my fillings."
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell ( probably a repost, I laughed tho)"
"HR: Sir, why is your secretary standing with tens of underwear in hand? Boss: Damn, I asked her to debrief all the interns before the meeting."