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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"

"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."

"Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!"

"Why do native Americans hate the snow? Because it's white, and it's on their land."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. When I called you stupid, I really thought you already knew.."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""

"What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL? Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants."

"Yo mama's so mean... She's got no standard deviation!"

"There are 2 black men in a car, who is driving? The cops"