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Joke of the Day
"So I was hanging out with this tree... It was shady, so I left."
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"Bought a cheap horse over the weekend. Problem is she sleeps all day. What a nightmare."
"Someday, when I'm really old, I hope I can sit my grandchildren around my rocking chair and text them pearls of wisdom."
"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"
"Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a ""long little doggy""."
"Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight years olds? There's 20 of them."
"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber...."
"Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to ""ruff it!"
"If you had one match to light a kerosene lamp, fire place, wood-burning stove Which do you light first? The match"
"A bar walks into a man The bar says, this place stinks, and the only other person here is an asshole."