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Joke of the Day

"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"

"OP started a pizza place. They don't deliver."

"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."

"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."

"I always had the worst luck when I went fishing... Until I caught a Flounder Yesterday. My dad said it was a Fluke"

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"I was once a male trapped in a female's body but then my mother gave birth."

"Wow I'm hungry. I haven't eaten all year."

"I just invented a new word Plagiarism."

"I was proud and surprised when my wife gave birth... But deep down, I knew she had it in her."