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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber"
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"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."
"My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar. [Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]"
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock knock: Who's there 9/11 9/11 who I thought you would never forget!!!"
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."
"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"Misleading title Bad punchline"
"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."
"If you are farther than me in candy crush I will automatically think you are smarter than me."