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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea? The next day he was found dead in his tea pee"

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"My dog doesn't always bark like there's an intruder in the house, but when he does he waits until I'm home alone and in the shower."
"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."
"If women can do everything men can... ...howcome they've never successfully oppressed an entire gender?"
"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."
"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."
"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."
"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
"Licked a frog once. He didn't turn into a prince but he did turn into an ambulance ride."
"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."
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