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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the alien say to the gardener? A: Take me to your weeder."
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"My wife just made a ""special"" dinner ""just for me"" for no apparent reason. I'm going to die, right ?"
"I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it."
"How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'"
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo."
"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"
"When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the ""is""s to ""was""s on their Wikipedia page?"
"Why is childbirth called ""delivery"" and not ""take out?"""
"Knock-Knock!"
"""Hello, 911"" Help I'm being murdered! ""Can you put the murderer on please"" what ""Gotta hear both sides"""