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Joke of the Day
"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""
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"You know, living away from my parents really makes me realize how much I need a dishwasher that's also a really good chef"
"What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig? ""...Would you like fries with that?"""
"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side."
"At first I didn't like my new haircut But it's starting to grow on me"
"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"
"""STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO"", I yell to my 5 year old."
"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("
"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."