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Joke of the Day

"All-day Christmas music at work, day 4: Just Googled ""Candy cane prison shank"""

"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."

"Reasons to jump: 1. Trampoline 2. Skydiving 3. Bungee jumping 4. Kris Kross made you"

"Hey Google, if I'm searching for ""herpes symptoms"" then no, no I'm not ""feeling lucky."""

"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""

"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."

"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me."

"Somebody get me a maple tree ... asap!"

"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."