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Joke of the Day

"My friend once told me ""You must be the most pedantic person in the entire world."" ""Third most, actually."""

"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""

"Probably a lot of horses sitting on couches today talking about how they could have ""gone Derby"" if they hadn't gotten hurt in college."

"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"

"Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling"

"Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like ""Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"""

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!"

"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."

"Why do robots never cuddle after sex? Because all a robot does is nuts and bolts."