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Joke of the Day

"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."

"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."

"What you call a responsible porn star? Fistfully conservative!"

"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"

"The stock market is astrology for people who think they're too good for astrology."

"Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back"

"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"

"Accidentally got a ""male"" order bride and I was gonna return him but Sergei is just so good with my kids"