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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."
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"One of my dad's favorites about flying ""You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."""
"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"
"Is that your cat? No, she's adopted. Me and my boyfriend, we can't have cats."
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"What do you call a hobo who becomes a pimp? Rags to bitches"
"I've been told I look like a young Denzel Washington's white neighbor."
"Why do hamburgers and hot dogs fuck their cousins? Because they're inbred!"
"I wish my laundry was more like protein... so it would fold itself!"
"I have a lot of wisdom in regards to oral hygiene. I'd consider myself a flosserpher."