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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie.."
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"Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door."
"What kind of food do zombies hate? Fast food"
"Did you hear about that guy who was in an accident and lost his left-side? Don't worry. He's all right now."
"What weighs 20 times a North Korean? Kim Jong Un."
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"
"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."
"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."
"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."
"Wife - I want you to take off my bra and panties. Me - Done, now what? Wife - Put some clothes on and quit wearing my underwear! Me - ..."