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Joke of the Day
"My first child will be named New Folder."
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"A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says ""It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me you fat slob?"""
"SUPER FUNNY NSA JOKE!!! [deleted]"
"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One I like to crush with a sledgehammer till juice squirts out, the other is a watermelon"
"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."
"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"
"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"
"Recent evidence indicates that Earth is indeed bi-polar, as we've always suspected."
"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""
"Just did my first stand up comedy routine ever. AMA."