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Joke of the Day

"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."

"If television has taught me anything, it's that I can totally outrun an explosion."

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"What type of porn do vampires watch? Fangbang."

"Jared Fogle will feel a sense of familiarity in jail. Even inside jail, he'll be enjoying fresh meat."

"What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese? A fetaphile"

"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."

"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."

"What's pink and hard? The Financial Times crossword puzzle"

"BLONDE ON BLONDE Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel."