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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy."
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"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
"God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing."
"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"
"Fun fact: The average Canadian swallows eight moose per year in their sleep."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He [ate his food, drank his tea, etc] before it was cool."
"So I Tattooed a $100 bill On my Peter so my woman always has money to blow!"
"Girlfriend: ""What's senior year without a little slacking?"" Me: ""Junior year."""
"best racist joke ever what do you do when you see a black man with half his face? stop laughing and reload"