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Joke of the Day
"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"
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"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"
"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"
"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."
"My daughter wanted me to be a mime for her birthday party. I was speechless."
"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"
"Short, but good nonetheless Every ""yo mamma"" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people. Just like yo mamma."
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""
"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."