68463
Joke of the Day
"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the argument between a fire and the sun? It got really heated."
"Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song."
"Never Trust An Atom They make up everything"
"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""
"What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !"
"ME: So, where are the Hobbits? GUIDE: Again, that's Middle Earth. This is Central America. ME: Ooh, right. *Whispers in fear* Orc territory."
"What is a cat's favorite tropical destination? Meowi"
"Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Nobody ever wants to borrow my hippo :-("