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Joke of the Day
"I do not enjoy eating chicken... ... it leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."
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"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"
"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
"Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No I really did!"
"I could never trust a psychic who hasn't won the lottery at least once."
"Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan"
"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"The plane starts going down. I say, ""If we die, know that hat is hideous"". We all survive. Great Aunt Mildred hasn't spoken to me since."
"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."