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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"

"Where do Dutch sheep go at night? TO SHLEEP! :D"

"What's Monica Lewinskys favorite time of day Eight o'cock"

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"What do ants drink? Tea. It's an ant tea joke."

"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""

"Thought about growing some impatiens this year... but then decided against it. Takes too long."

"-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike"

"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."

"What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner? The No-Bell prize."