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Joke of the Day

"Today, coworker deemed herself ""unscareable"". Now I have no choice but to hide in the backseat of her car with an axe & correct her grammar."

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"It's great that they're searching for Amelia Earhart again,, But I think we've got to brace these people,, there's a good chance she's not alive"

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."

"Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged everyday"

"What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser? Resisting a rest."

"Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin"

"Q: Why does the letter A look like a flower? A: Because Bs like flowers."

"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."