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Joke of the Day
"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."
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"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."
"""My dad was a huge feminist..."" ""What about your mom?"" ""No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."""
"Yo momma's so fat... ...when she farted, they had proof for the hawking radiation theory."
"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear"
"My girlfriend is the squareroot of -100. She's a 10 but it sucks because she's imaginary."
"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"