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Joke of the Day

"Dead Mexicans How do you bury a hundred Mexicans? In a casket."

"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."

"Burglar gently waking me... ""you live like this?"""

"Hitler did nothing wrong.... He wanted a glass of juice, not to gas the jews!"

"My mind is a micro-government, fighting wars of its own creation for profit."

"Got passed by a guy with a ponytail riding a moped so no I'm not ok."

"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"

"I'm starting a band. It'll be called ""The disease"" just so I can call Chris Martin to tell him he is part of neither the cure nor the disease."