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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."

"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"While it paints me to say this... I'm really not much of an artist."

"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."

"Heard about the girl who took a contraceptive pill with pond water? Last I heard, she was three months stagnant."

"A man is accused.. ..of raping a ginger woman. The Judge says 'what you did was disgusting and horrible'. The man replies 'in my defence, it was dark and she was wearing a hat!'."

"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"