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Joke of the Day

"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"

"Some of you are like family to me. I don't want you calling me either."

"Farmers. If Farmer A sells watermelon, and Farmer B sell apples, what does Farmer C sell? Drugs."

"Whats the difference between a baby and an onion You don't cry when you cut a baby"

"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."

"If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton."

"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"

"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."

"The difference between 'butter' and 'i cant believe its not butter'... Is Marge-inal"

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""