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Joke of the Day
"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."
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"Talking about your ex makes it sound like you're not over them. Hide their body and move on like a normal person."
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"
"Asked my friend when the finals would end. ""Finals never finalize."""
"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"
"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."
"Men don't ignore us; they have selective hearing. Give them instructions for roasted turkey & they'll remember ""breast, thighs, moist & hot"""
"Drink to remember. Drink to forget. Tweet while drinking, Wake up with regret."
"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."