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Joke of the Day

"A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand... ..HEY! (pom pom pom) Got any grapes?"

"Everything electrical runs on smoke They don't work after you let the smoke out"

"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun): An unarmed american with health insurance"

"FRIDAY is my second favorite F word."

"I never misused the word ironic, ironic right? it's a bit of a paradox. THINK!"

"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"