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Joke of the Day

"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"

"Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: ...but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them."

"My house was haunted, so I got it exorcised by an expert. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford the payment and it got repossessed."

"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"

"Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison."

"A website that automatically plays music or needs to ""load"" is as outdated & terrible as slavery."

"I'm making a graph of my past relationships. I have an 'ex'-axis and a 'why?'-axis."

"Sometimes I draw a penis on my face before I go out so people know I'm there to fucking party."

"Marriage consists of three rings.... engagement ring wedding ring and suffering"

"[rugby] Looks like Australia was in trouble there for a while... But in the end they got off Scot-free."