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Joke of the Day
"why didnt the pedicurist accept black customers she was blacktoes intolerant..."
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"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"
"What did the mama bullet say to the papa bullet? We're going to have a BB!"
"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"
"Wanna hear my joke about the beach? I'm shore you'll like it"
"I love u it's my favourite vowel"
"Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above."
"Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dying to get in!"
"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."