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Joke of the Day

"You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works."

"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."

"Where does biggest potato grow? Under the ground."

"*replies to all sexy dms with pics of my laundry pile"

"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"

"Usually takes me two or three tries to correctly aim the remote at the TV, if anyone was thinking of challenging me to a duel."

"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"

"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only took one nail to hang the picture of Jesus."